Sunday, March 11, 2012
My Hard Fall
The proposal was the worst proposal on earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Uq5ZAscVg <- i do not know what kind of moving painting sorcery this is.). i do not know how it could have turned out so badly because i did everything perfectly! she just said no in the worst possible way, so it is all her fault that the proposal was so bad. i have no idea why she would reject me, Fitzwilliam Darcy, i am so wealthy and better than every man she has encountered, especially Wickham. he is currently the bane of my existence and in my way of wedding Elizabeth!
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Darcy, what were you thinking! As much as I find Elizabeth a nuisance, this might be the only time I am ever on the same page with the Bennet sister when I say that your effort was just sad. You believed pointing out social inferiority in a proposal speech is acceptable? Do not try to disagree with me when I say your haughtiness is what got in the way because we both know how we can be God, did you even think twice about what you said?! Ridiculous, sir!
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